The Splash.
Paper’s not for everybody. Got a wild card in your life? The Splash is for you. Skip the TP and fire up the hose.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Complete purchase.
2. Print receipt.
3. Throw receipt away (you don’t need it).
4. Go outside.
5. Turn on your hose (full blast).
6. Hover.
7. Dip.
8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until water runs clear.
9. Use a non-white towel to dry off.
10. Feel the freshness.
*this assumes you already don’t have pants on. If pants are still on - remove pants first for best results.
Paper’s not for everybody. Got a wild card in your life? The Splash is for you. Skip the TP and fire up the hose.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Complete purchase.
2. Print receipt.
3. Throw receipt away (you don’t need it).
4. Go outside.
5. Turn on your hose (full blast).
6. Hover.
7. Dip.
8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until water runs clear.
9. Use a non-white towel to dry off.
10. Feel the freshness.
*this assumes you already don’t have pants on. If pants are still on - remove pants first for best results.
Paper’s not for everybody. Got a wild card in your life? The Splash is for you. Skip the TP and fire up the hose.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Complete purchase.
2. Print receipt.
3. Throw receipt away (you don’t need it).
4. Go outside.
5. Turn on your hose (full blast).
6. Hover.
7. Dip.
8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until water runs clear.
9. Use a non-white towel to dry off.
10. Feel the freshness.
*this assumes you already don’t have pants on. If pants are still on - remove pants first for best results.
You’re about to make a mess. But there’s one real specific spot that won’t be messy anymore. You do the math.