Our Story

It’s all we think about - dirty butts. Hey, even we weren’t sure we could do it, but now we can proudly say we provide toilet paper of the highest possible cost.

It all began as a dream in a garage on a yoga retreat in the shower. Now, it’s a reality. A really expensive reality. For us. But more importantly - for YOU.

HOW DID WE START?
Great question. We’re old fashioned. We’re scrappy. We’re pragmatists. And we’re not afraid of a little swearing. You see, we realized that even when the sh*t hits the fan, there’s still sh*t - and sh*tty butts, as the saying goes “need a good wipe.”

That’s where we come in.

We’re here.

To provide that wipe.

Because your butt deserves not to be a dirty butt anymore. To your butts from ours, with love…

You’re welcome,

- The Million Dollar TP Tribe