


One Roll of Toilet Paper
A single roll of toilet paper. Somewhere between one and six ply, either a single, double, triple or mega roll. Real talk? It’s whatever we have lying around. We promise ordinary toilet paper — at a premium price. Your butt just got out a piece of stationery because you will be getting a thank you letter.
A single roll of toilet paper. Somewhere between one and six ply, either a single, double, triple or mega roll. Real talk? It’s whatever we have lying around. We promise ordinary toilet paper — at a premium price. Your butt just got out a piece of stationery because you will be getting a thank you letter.
A single roll of toilet paper. Somewhere between one and six ply, either a single, double, triple or mega roll. Real talk? It’s whatever we have lying around. We promise ordinary toilet paper — at a premium price. Your butt just got out a piece of stationery because you will be getting a thank you letter.
It’s a roll of toilet paper. There is nothing special about it except that it’s about to be yours and you’re special.