Clean Butt Vibes
You can’t wipe your butt with a feeling, but you can try.
Tap “Add to Cart” and feel the rush of endorphins. You’re welcome. Also, that’s it. We send you nothing tangible in return, but you get that high that can only come from the transfer of liquid assets. Mmmmm.
WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
You can’t wipe your butt with a feeling, but you can try.
Tap “Add to Cart” and feel the rush of endorphins. You’re welcome. Also, that’s it. We send you nothing tangible in return, but you get that high that can only come from the transfer of liquid assets. Mmmmm.
WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
You can’t wipe your butt with a feeling, but you can try.
Tap “Add to Cart” and feel the rush of endorphins. You’re welcome. Also, that’s it. We send you nothing tangible in return, but you get that high that can only come from the transfer of liquid assets. Mmmmm.
WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
Just so there’s no confusion - you will receive nothing tangible in return for this purchase. Think of it as guided meditation. Or life coaching. Or a placebo. But make no mistake - the placebo effect is real and so are these vibes. Didn’t work? Try buying more. NAMASTE.